What did you expect?

shortstuff124:

Yet Tumblr is God :)

True story bro

Me: Hello.

Friend: Hey, how are you?

Me: Pretty Odd.

Friend: Oh? Why odd?

Me: Because it's nine in the afternoon.

Friend: And your eyes are the size of the mooooooon.

Me: ....

Friend: .....

Me: ....

Friend: .....

Me: No... Just no.

haha-l-m-a-o:

I’m not racist, some of my best friends are bl-

I don’t hate the LGBTQ community, but I feel like marriage is betw-

I’m pro-life because it’s wrong to kill a ba-

I’ll start showing women respect when they act-

If your people want equality, they have to-

Laugh, Scroll, Repeat.

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